sniffmyzebra
Medicine Hat, Canada
Today, my blind date tried to sell me a vacuum. I bought it. FML
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sniffmyzebra 14
Can't believe this was published! OP here, as some you said, the date really did suck. But my brand new vacuum sucks even more! Did I do it right? I'll leave.
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odamaliekh 26
Sounds like the date really sucked!
keiNan_fml 35
he's got talent.
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Comments (56)
mccrightp 29
Now you just need to fill up the vacuum in your love life!
worldclassrager 41
That's what dating a salesman does at times...enjoy your new vacuum hope it works better than your old one
epilepticloh 20
Try to sell it back to him
the_real_dvd 21
It ain't gonna suck itself.
Internetflakes 13
Next thing is you'll be buying your own engagement and wedding ring. Ah.. the love of the salesman
rojoesydney 6
I saw on TV that 1000 ways to die,the lady put the vacuum cleaner on her neck because this guy bailed on her so to show she still got lucky she put the vacuum on her neck and died of blood clots I think
fmlsams 27
That's...nice?
middleagednurse 22
That really sucks
Dominus101 20
Any more offers, going once ! twice ! Vacuum sold to OP sounds like you got suckered
Kingboolean 2
shark must be gettin really desperate
Wafflegetbuckets 6
Dead wow thats savage asf ????