sniffmyzebra
Medicine Hat, Canada
Today, my blind date tried to sell me a vacuum. I bought it. FML
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sniffmyzebra 14
Can't believe this was published! OP here, as some you said, the date really did suck. But my brand new vacuum sucks even more! Did I do it right? I'll leave.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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odamaliekh 26
Sounds like the date really sucked!
keiNan_fml 35
he's got talent.
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Comments (56)
kibster9 20
Now make sure you don't leave your vacuum on overnight. Or else that would be a overnight suck excess
BrandiLush 31
What?
orios105 18
she must be a good sales woman. lol
rvontr88 21
The terrible pun brigade is on the loose. Yippee.....
buckdharma 38
Bringing new meaning to,"it can go all night, and reach those hard to get to spots."
pdp_fml 21
The vacuum machine was at least a good brand name, wasn't it?
Xion0014 20
What a daredevil
tiger820 20
what do you mean tried?
oobergoober89 16
Sounds like that date sucked
kyrisonfusion 22
At least you have a good vacuum?
band_geek 18
Was he sucking the life out of you as much as the vacuum sucks off most if into for as much of the dust as possible when cleaning for you to want to shut him up? Or was he just that good of a salesman?