Today, my best friend and I broke up with our respective girlfriends, so we could go on holiday and meet lots of new women. Instead, within a few hours, he got back with his ex, and they're planning their own holiday together. FML
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OP CLARIFICATION TIME!!!!! A *month* ago, me and my ex broke up as I was moving away, 3 days later she got drunk and had rebound sex with some guy. Talking to my best mate, he said we should go on a lads holiday around Europe to get over our exs etc. (He broke up with his around the same time). Y'know - meet some girls, work on our tan, drinks on the beach, you know the drill! Yesterday, when we were supposed to book, he told me he had to pull out as he'd gotten back with his ex and wanted to go on holiday with her. That is why FML.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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XxAnnie23xX 15
You deserve it. Why break up with your girlfriend just to pick up other chicks? You're kind of an asshole.
Nutz101 7
Why would you do that in the first place? It doesnt make any sense. YDI
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Comments (192)
klorehore 24
I'm happy for your girlfriend she realized what an ass you are before it went any further, getting involved with someone enough to call her your girlfriend then caring that little for her? You make me real ticked off...
Anubis_81 21
Don't listen to these other pussy whipped drones, your mate is the wanker for doing that. Go on your own, more for you yeah?
NoReservations 9
Does that mean you're dick whipped?
KeannaLove 32
Haha I don't think OP should be taking advice from someone who looks like a pedo. Anyway, OP you're a douche and I feel bad for the next poor girl who has the unfortunate luck of being in a "relationship" with you.
gabrielle01 0
I agree. Pedo alert :/
Anubis_81 21
Hahahahaha you people are so ******. Just because I told the guy the guy the opposite of what all you sheep have been fooled into believing you insult me by calling me a pedo.
Factor_fml 6
Weirdest FML I've ever read. OP, you need to get rid of that mob mentality.
NIRVANA1990s 1
why the hell would you even do that you dick?!
MetalOcelot 5
It's ok, you don't deserve her anyway, and now she's free to find someone who's not a douchfag. YDI
TheyCallMeDamien 18
THAT NEVER WORKS OUT!!!!
newburton13 26
Let me guess. You're that "single-lads together" guy, right?
Leslier_fml 4
Good for you. Thats what you deserve. Holidays alone.
zbrown 6
More for you, dude!
Anubis_81 21
That's what I say.
CanadianCutie22 16
terrible !