Today, my best friend and I broke up with our respective girlfriends, so we could go on holiday and meet lots of new women. Instead, within a few hours, he got back with his ex, and they're planning their own holiday together. FML
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OP CLARIFICATION TIME!!!!! A *month* ago, me and my ex broke up as I was moving away, 3 days later she got drunk and had rebound sex with some guy. Talking to my best mate, he said we should go on a lads holiday around Europe to get over our exs etc. (He broke up with his around the same time). Y'know - meet some girls, work on our tan, drinks on the beach, you know the drill! Yesterday, when we were supposed to book, he told me he had to pull out as he'd gotten back with his ex and wanted to go on holiday with her. That is why FML.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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XxAnnie23xX 15
You deserve it. Why break up with your girlfriend just to pick up other chicks? You're kind of an asshole.
Nutz101 7
Why would you do that in the first place? It doesnt make any sense. YDI
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Comments (192)
jmedalene 2
I guess you both should have really thought about it first
kathii01 20
total dick move. ydi op
eyecon502 13
Man, you are a douche...an epic one.
olpally 33
Only Charlie sheen can do this shit... Ydi op!!
Angel157 8
Karma can be just a bitchy as you. Ydi
the_enigma1019 1
Really, how big of an asshole can you even be? You don't deserve to have a girlfriend at all!
2ndSucks 15
And now he doesn't. Wish granted.
lajaynay 15
That is dumb to do but at least you didn't pretend to be faithful. Your friend just has real feelings for his girl and you should stay single until you mature a bit on the idea of commitment.
emeraldisle 30
You're both pigs.
glitterysnails 7
Unlike your kitten which is SO cute, might I irrelevantly add :')
emeraldisle 30
Thanks!
MoonPhase123 4
They can't be pigs. Pigs are nicer.
brackaman 18
Lol. Your kitten picture juxtaposes your comment so well yet they're both so awesome
lottie333 0
totally agree with both
toocute4u 5
Well at least you dumped her and didn't cheat
TrentF13 12
Pure plain and simple: idiot
lonkite101 14
Dafuq did I just read
chellyX92 8
It's called an FML.
lonkite101 14
43- cool story bro tell it again. xD