Today, my 15 year-old daughter got kicked out of her cheerleading squad because she was overweight. I heard one of the cheerleaders say, "She must be overweight because her mom is." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have discovered that my daughter is struggling with anorexia. When I sat down to talk with her about it, she said it’s because, "all the other kids at school keep calling her fat." She was underweight before, and has now gone to being severely underweight. FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML
Today, like every other day, my daughter thinks that degrading skinny people is very "non-conformist" and "edgy". This time, though, a slightly slim girl punched her in the face when she accused her of being anorexic. Now people think I gave my daughter her new black eye. FML
Today, I discovered my 17 year-old daughter has an eating disorder. When I confronted her, she confessed that she’s doing it because she wants to stay thin, so that her boyfriend doesn’t dump her like her father dumped me for not being thin enough. FML
Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML
Today, I tried out for cheerleading. The judges, two head cheerleaders, sized me up, burst out laughing and made fat jokes towards me. I fought back and called them, "twiggy fucking sluts." At that moment, the coach walked in and saw and reported me to the principal. The judges got off scott free. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I was watching my 7 year-old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her, "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied, "Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
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greg1234567890_fml 2
stupid *****. dont even worry about it.
picklezz123 5
sounds like you care about yourself more than your daughter
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Comments (189)
vic0013 0
that's such bs. this is exactly what's wrong with society. its high school cheerleading not the olympics.
RuskiManBearPig 4
u see its easy to beat a girl. the more rewarding punishment is to say she gives ******** and that's how she got on the team. karma's a real bitch
deadshadow_fml 0
that's how ******* chearleaders are. and why I hate them
xgetxbentx 13
I guess I don't know for sure about Australia, but isn't that illegal?
Maggielila 0
Stop the jealousy. Remember that this post was about a cheerleader being overweight, which merely means that she does not have nearly enough stamina to run a full-out routine, possibly makes sloppy moves, and has not benefited from the workouts. Remember that Cheer is a sport, not a clique or a club. If this was any other sport you would all remind yourselves that one needs to be healthy to be an athelete. As for the rude cheerleader, she's just one person, and plus, she's telling the truth. I'm a cheerleader and am not a ***** and my team is not looked at that way so blame your town, not the sport.
keilah 4
Actually fat people can be just as fit as skinny people, and *more so*. I get tired a hell of a lot faster than half the overweight people I know, because they're healthy and I'm not. If the reason she was kicked off was because she was overweight, it's not because she couldn't hack it, or they would have said it was because she wasn't good enough and not brought her weight into it at all.
5t3ff1k4h 47
More weight to carry around all day = more effort and energy exerted. Therefore, Keilah is right and overweight people are more likely to be more fit than a smaller person simply because of their weight.
Ash1810 0
lolololol skinny cheerleaders have fat moms...well that's how all the cheermoms are at my school. Fail
kriztin 0
that's horrible!!!
wifey93emilyrose 0
bitches!
crazycat123 0
SHE DESERVED IT. Im a cheerleader, and when there are fat girls on the squad, it makes us all look bad.
keilah 4
How?
Gnarlltrugg 0
cough cough OP is a self centered bitch.