Love: Today, me and my boyfriend where making out. He took my shirt...

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By anonymous - 31/07/2016 20:23 - United States - Dallas

Today, me and my boyfriend where making out. He took my shirt off and paused and asked me "is that your sisters bra?" . FML

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xxDeeStar 27

Monday 1 August 2016 11:38

Time to find a new partner. Sucks that it was with your sister... I wouldn't be able to forgive her.

farmgirl98 14

Tuesday 2 August 2016 1:42

Is it possible that you and your sister swap clothing a lot, and he was under the impression that it was either a new bra, or that maybe you borrowed it from your sister? I hate to jump to the worst conclusion right off the bat..

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xxDeeStar 27

Monday 1 August 2016 11:38

Time to find a new partner. Sucks that it was with your sister... I wouldn't be able to forgive her.

farmgirl98 14

Tuesday 2 August 2016 1:42

LevelupKid 8

Tuesday 2 August 2016 3:52

Well was it?

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