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Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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That is like the stupidest thing to say out loud...

Although I laughed quite hard at this FML, it really sucks he didn't pick you up. Haha, this stuff happens in comedies, you'd say, but nooo :D

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although funny, the wedding isn't the place for it. He should have definitely helped you up. That's super-embarrassing because lots of people from your side of the family are there who haven't met him before (well this is a bit hypothetical). And that's their first impression? that he yells "fail" instead of helping you up? First impressions are big and I hope that if he is a good husband that he can make up for that in the years to come. =/

triplethreat13 0

he was trying to make a joke. lighten up.

MessyPaint 0

This would be appropriately funny for almost any other situation but a wedding. (at a funeral is another exception that comes to mind). FYL

BS I read this online a day ago

You married him... you shoulda known something like that was going to happen. Unless you just met him yesterday and got hitched in Vegas.

haha, i would say the same thing

thelonelylurker 0

FML for marrying him, but you agreed, so actually YDI.

I would laugh if that happened to me; I can definitely see my boyfriend saying that (but then helping me afterward if I couldn't get up).

Clearly your husband reads this site also. I'm sorry, but that was an epic win for him. Congrats though.

YDI for marrying someone so uncaring and immature.