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Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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That is like the stupidest thing to say out loud...

Although I laughed quite hard at this FML, it really sucks he didn't pick you up. Haha, this stuff happens in comedies, you'd say, but nooo :D

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**** anybody who uses "fail" or "win" as nouns.

@136 I think you mean adjectives.

No, I think you mean verbs. Doesn't matter what god damn part of speech it is, though. It's true. The people that use the words "Fail" and "Win" have become a staple of stupidity, and, honestly, are just lame.

crazybear16 0

HAHAHA! I was there! Jusst kidding but that would have been hilarious and embarrassing in person though

backmanhatrick16 0

Oh cut him a break, he's just trying to inject a smidgeon of humour into a super awkward situation. Also, if it's really your wedding day, wth are you doing on FML?

It's a rule of FML to put "today," in front of all FMLs. Usually the FMLs don't take place the actual day.

ROFLMAO LOLLED ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD HUSBAND FTW WIFE EPIC FAIL. KTHXBAI

kickass17 0

im sorry if that was embarrassing but u have to be able to laugh at urself that that was a totaly epic fail

crapthisismylife 0

I'm sorry! That sucks but... lol I found it kind of hilarious!

Ah... this just sucks. Call it KotoR, but I would have thought he'd be the first one there, and not even for chivalry's sake. FYL.

haha your gonna have a happy marriage

Awesome husband is awesome!

fmylifethatsgood 0

Your husband is AWESOME!