thedd
United States
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
happy bday
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Sobering
Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML
Aeare_
Dixon, United States
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
00bsg
Salem, United States
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Thank you for being a friend
Today, it's my 21st birthday. The only person who drank with me was my elementary school principal, who I happened to run into at a bar where we were the only two people there. FML
Anonymous
Edison, United States
Booze don't cure the blues
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
IhatebeingtheDD
United States
Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML
Anonymous
Reserved
Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML
Chase
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
Jo.
A night to remember
Today, it was my 21st birthday. My roommate insisted her friend join us. They both got belligerently drunk while I was pretty sober. We ended the night at 12am with her friend violently sobbing at the bar over her boyfriend, while I played Subway Surfers. Yay. FML
Top comments
Tomer06 0
I guess you haven't heard of a taxi?
shamille 5
O.o how did they get to your house?
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Comments (87)
jennifernorvell 7
Wow u need new friends. Thats messed up
Orchard 33
Oh hell no! I would have sent them packing, gone out and had some fun on my own. To hell with being other people's babysitter on your special birthday!!!