Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML
Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML
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lover_of_life 8
How was the apple pie?
grlwitperlEring 0
You do know that the price is the same for both one and two so they automattically give you two when you order one right?
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Comments (171)
Shyman4ever 0
Apple pies are the best. It's better then any other gift
mul71d 0
how is this an fml, you got a free gift
metonymy 0
Sigh. Why do people say "a free gift"? Do you usually pay for your gifts or something?
shelbcz 0
Haha agreed! :)
TurdMonkey 0
He pays for his gifts cuz his imaginary friends are too cheap to buy them for him
tmrobison 0
that would make my day!
Intoxicunt 6
Your mom forgot your birthday? Ok, worse things could happen, but that is pretty bad and painful. Sorry. The highlight of your day should be knowing you're one year away from being free. I'm 17 too. Ohh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :)
Siren_00 0
I want a free apple pie! That's awesome.
x_sta 0
FYL, today's my bday too.
crunchyhornets 3
my b-day too :) that sucks that your mom forgot
Forever2204 0
awwww well HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
farhil 14
@ithoughtuwasdead yes I do.... dipshit
Intoxicunt 6
Haha, exactly.
yoboo310 0
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