mudy247
Today, it took me longer than it should have with a bit of calculations to remember how old I am. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
what
Brain freeze
Today, at the ripe old age of 24, I briefly forgot my own name. FML
Fiona the Deceived
Baby New Year?
Today, I found out that my birth date was entered incorrectly, and I’ve been believing that I am a year older than I really am. I’m actually 14, not 15. How did this happen? Both my parents and the doctor got the year of my birth wrong. FML
Eric
Let's grow old together
Today, I stood up wrong from the toilet, leading to me pulling a muscle in both of my thighs, just above the knees. This made me feel old, and even older when I immediately remembered this website from when I was still young. I'm 29 now. FML
sam
Where am I?
Today, same as always, I still have to take a moment to distinguish between right and left. I’m 21. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Niles, United States
Confused
Today, my mother had to ask me when my birthday was, because she gets it confused with the day she bought our old car. FML
Romina
Shorty
Today, I was mistaken for an 8th grader because of my height. I'm 32 years-old. FML
Anonymous
United States
Time
Today, I used to look so young for my age that in high school, I was regularly mistaken for a freshman. I never succeeded in getting dates because of it. Today, I'm 25 years-old and regularly get confused for being in my thirties. I guess all the stress from work, loneliness, and rejection really caught up. FML
figures
United States
Birth certificate
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Old soul
Steele, United States
Time is on my side
Today, I, a person who will be 21 in a few months, was mistaken for my mom's older brother. My mom is in her fifties. Apparently this is becoming increasingly common, because the world sucks. I didn't realize it was affecting me this badly. FML
Aaaaaaaah
New Zealand
This is fine
Today, I started a new job. As I was introducing myself during the morning get together with the team, I forgot how old I was, and panicked. I ended up saying I was "twenty-fine." I’m 27. FML
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Bloodknight 22
Is that not something you've kept track of over the years?
rodfergie 18
The older you get, the harder it is to figure out how old you are. I feel you.
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RogueWolfNoise 5
I've had a ridiculously hard time remembering how old I am since I was 15. So glad I'm not the only one
misanthropic_one 3
Same. Then it's like, "is it actually the year I think it is?"
sharond23 10
you sound like a real smart one.