excusemeprincess
Middle Island, United States
Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML
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jcrb 11
feel free to come to my place...
Darksoul09 16
Wow. I feel like a cliche comment should go here. like. "I hope you dump him" or something along those lines. Because you really deserve better than that. Nobody should have to put up with some guy doing that kind of stuff.
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MsConfusedd 27
Threesome
septemberpeaches 8
Hope you brought enough costumes for everybody ;)
viagradoesntwork 7
U are so rude!!!!!
DKjazz 20
I don't recommend using the Minish cap as a condom.
SWC_Penguin 17
Boy, anyone who thinks this girl should have dressed as a different character should Youtube search "freddie w zelda pot smasher" to see how wrong you are. OP did good and deserves better.
TheNewGuy03 29
There's also a Lindsey Stirling rendition of the same concept, only it features badass violin music and, of course, pot-smashing awesomeness.
murphdarkly 13
Wow checked out FreddieW she's super hot in the Link costume
Beep13 0
Take the hat, his game AND his hooker and leave. That'll teach him.
raesos91 26
no op, it's not a hooker! it's called a hookshot.
Jimmy_Devotion 3
... and a great time was had by all.
MidnaLink 35
Hit him with a Skyward Strike
perdix 31
Was her name Zelda? I'll bet he gave her an extra $20 to say so. Sounds like Zelda: The Gonorrhea of Time.
ICastillo 25
That's where Op messed up. She dressed like Link and the hooker was probably dressed like Zelda.
Pleonasm 36
Zelda: Majora's Crabs
HowieDoIt 21
Or Major's Clap
ICastillo 25
Zelda: Whorecle of ages.
TheNewGuy03 29
Zelda: The Dick Waker
ChibiChibi_fml 28
And with that a porno series was born.
MissAmz 7
What I don't understand is why the **** he felt the need to PAY for a hooker when he's with someone who is willing to dress up (or down ;) ) and surprise him with sex.
unknown_user5566 27
Cheaters are not logical people. All he probably cared about was getting something unique, and he didn't stop to consider that he had a lady at home willing to provide him with a new experience.
MissAmz 7
That's so bloody true. = /
simoncat 11
Awkward...! Threesome? Too much, huh? Yeah... Might wanna rethink the BF. And schedule a trip to the gyno for an STD screen.