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lostmykeys

Today, it's my birthday. I share it with a guy I've been seeing for over six months. I showed up with a handmade pie and a gift bag. His ex-girlfriend accepted it for him, as he was busy. FML

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Follow up - He was back together with her and neglected to tell me. He was having a dinner date with her when I arrived, so I kind of handed over the gifts and walked away. and cornyrob - Super funny you'd mention the wedding singer. That's his favourite rom-com. Although in this situation, my adam sandler was most definitely aware his Linda was around. It really kills me that this made it onto the FMLs.

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Why was his ex girlfriend even there.

She just...took them? That was bitchy of her, but I personally would've been a bit more assertive to ensure the intended recipient gets the gift

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OP needs to answer all these questions from commenters!

Happy birthday?

whoa.... some serious follow up is needed. I hope you went in anyway!!! I would have!

WhistlePig1738 7

I am guessing you guys were "seeing each other" and his so called "ex" wasn't his "ex" at all.

I am friends with my ex from 12 years ago, but I'd never accept gifts on his behalf from a girl. If you've been seeing each other for over 6 months and still don't use the bf/gf term, you can't really be upset. He might not consider you guys exclusive.

At least he wasn't busy WITH her.....

I would've smashed that pie right now into her face

Showed up... Where?

Follow up - He was back together with her and neglected to tell me. He was having a dinner date with her when I arrived, so I kind of handed over the gifts and walked away. and cornyrob - Super funny you'd mention the wedding singer. That's his favourite rom-com. Although in this situation, my adam sandler was most definitely aware his Linda was around. It really kills me that this made it onto the FMLs.

I really hope you broke up with him after this.