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Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML

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Zebidee 9

Actually, as the OP said she "got her period" i.e.; started it, the odds would be much lower. If she was regular as clockwork at 28 days per cycle, that would be 13 times a year, which means there would be a 3.6% chance the first day of a period would coincide with her birthday, meaning it happened roughly once every 28 years. Bloody statistics...

Cinn_fml 23

If you're into maths/science, a calculator is an extremely useful present. As for the period part, well, you either will get used to it, or you should be by now. Though if you're unlucky enough to get seriously ill each month, then I can understand why you're complaining about that.

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tjenk8 0

happy birthday! =p

izzybell900835 4

Aww that sucks! Happy belated birthday then, maybe next year better (and more...?) presents will be given?

aloooha808 0

Graphing calculators are frickin expensive. Happy birthday to you man.

lullaby_baby 0

Lmfao... Of Christmas last year I got a red wii and my period! I told my mom and she helped me get through it... It was very awkward at first...

uglycrow 5

I received my birthday, my period and my braces all in the same week.. I one upped you a long time ago..

KalCountry76 12

It'll come in use one day! (The calculator, not your period.)

Cass_x 22

in 2007, my grandfather died 5days after my birthday. this year, my uncle died 5days BEFORE my birtday and my other grandfather died yesterday, 6days after my birthday. oh yeah, and my bf completely forgot my bday

Cass_x 22

so trust me, it can be worse.

Violord 13

I got a graphing calculator for Christmas one year