Today, it's my birthday and my kids made me a card. Unfortunately, my kids used the wall for paper. Now I have red and blue crayon all over my bedroom wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my kids decided to draw on the walls with permanent marker, and now my house looks like a modern art exhibit. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My children decided to make me "breakfast in bed", only to end up setting the kitchen on fire. FML
Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML
Today, it's my birthday. I lit my birthday candles on the cake I made myself and blew them out alone, while my worthless husband sat on the couch stuffing Doritos in his face. My present? He sprayed Lysol in the bathroom after he took a dump. FML
Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML
Today, my daughter decided to draw me a heart for my birthday. Unfortunately, she drew it on the side of my car. With a rock. FML
Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML
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delaneybabyy 0
I guess it's the thought that counts?
ImaginaryFoe 1
Take a picture, say thank you, and repaint the wall in a while. One day you'll look miss having them around showing you love in their crappy, misguided way.
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Comments (142)
Wheredidgrungego 12
Well they had the right idea!
StupidBunnySuit 0
At least they got something for you and it's only crayons...happy birthday!
MrFlintstone 5
be happy with what you got
KMilliron 2
Now you can't lose it, and you don't have any excuses for not hanging it on the fridge.
A7X_LoVeee 10
it's the thought that counts! ;)
ImaginaryFoe 1
Take a picture, say thank you, and repaint the wall in a while. One day you'll look miss having them around showing you love in their crappy, misguided way.
SunshineBoy21 0
Exactly what I was thinking Imaginary Foe! OP - one day your children will grow up and you will miss these moments. So, cherish them now, eat them up, hug them and tell them you absolutely love it! ps. Make sure they use paper next time or you house is gonna end up as one big Hallmark card. lol
janet_r01 0
Now you can have them play the "who can clean the fastest" game, soory op
Tcaret300 12
I think you meant the "Let's Clean This Damn House!" game haha
Happygofucky 0
Aww that is actually really sweet. It's also one card you will never forget :D
aardvarkish 17
Hell Yeah! That should stay like that forever! I would never remove it. Ever!
b3ll4b00 0
u gotta give them some credit. thats prety awesome. I would consider that to be a great birthday present jit because they spent the time putting it on the wall. its nice to know theyre thinking of you!
flockingshpoo 0
I LIEK CHOKOLATE MILK
wisericky 12
I like potatoes!
ViolentBears 0
Butter toast?
DavLynn 4
I like cake
darkmis1 18
I like eggs
sarapsosis 1
I like ur dad
BabyLuis 0
who the hell cares
MC18 0
buzz killll
MrsFry 0
I LiKe TuRtLeS
nicobington 1
i love Ed edd and eddy
SassiestLemon 2
Am I the only one who got this? Lol, I LIEK CEREAL!!!!!!!(<3 Cheese)
doglover100 29
Milk!!!!!!