Today, it's my 25th birthday and all of the friends who promised they could come had excuses why they couldn't make it. Now I'm at the bar, alone. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML
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Today, I had my 21st birthday party. My friends told me to have the party even though it had been 5 months since my actual 21st birthday. They asked me why I didn't have one originally and I jokingly told them it was because I didn't think anyone would come. Turned out nobody came after all. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24
The only way to save this is if your friends are at your place fixing a surprise party. I'll keep my fingers crossed!
Rockinroyaltyx3 21
Time to look into making better friends. Happy birthday OP!
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Comments (88)
guttedbrit 26
Happy 25th. I'm hoping that you only asked one or two of your friends, whom did have good reasons. Otherwise, like the other comments, maybe there's a surprise party being fixed. Again happy birthday, give us a follow up on what happened next?
shadowl 11
People canceling at the last minute is really tough, I've been there as well. Now I just count on at least half the invited guests not to show up.
jonjonguapito 15
cheers, OP. Happy Bday
fmylifegshit 10
OP it's time to realize even in your age, people can be fake. Don't worry OP ik how it feels for no one to wish you a happy birthday, so I feel your pain.
rocksmith 15
I'm at a bar on the inside, Waiting for my ride on the outside. 20 point to whoever can name the song
dcats 13
That sucks. I will give you a hug.
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Happy 25th!! Reminds me alot of my past few birthdays when noone showed up! But hey who needs friends anyway right?
TMO2142 25
happy bday though OP???????
Sk8brdmenace 17
That's bunk.. Happy 1/4 century
Srix_fml 5
Happy birthday