Today, it's my 25th birthday and all of the friends who promised they could come had excuses why they couldn't make it. Now I'm at the bar, alone. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
Today, I had my 21st birthday party. My friends told me to have the party even though it had been 5 months since my actual 21st birthday. They asked me why I didn't have one originally and I jokingly told them it was because I didn't think anyone would come. Turned out nobody came after all. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24
The only way to save this is if your friends are at your place fixing a surprise party. I'll keep my fingers crossed!
Rockinroyaltyx3 21
Time to look into making better friends. Happy birthday OP!
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Comments (88)
manuwish 9
happy birthday hope you find new and better friends
writerchic85 26
That reminds me of my 16th. I invited 30 people. One showed up.
LavenderSessions 14
Aw sorry OP! I would've joined you :) happy birthday
Hopalongcassidy 4
Your friends are dicks. Find new ones.
sarcasmwins 24
Damn if I were in the US I would've joined you. Happy Birthday OP!!!
brenton490 19
Hey I'll know your pain next month!:D
ThatGuyThough 2
Happy Birthday! I'd come and comfort you but my house is on fire and I've been taken hostage and forced to watch it burn. Sorry I can't come to comfort you'n'all, pal.
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
All my "friends" did the same thing to me on my 15th birthday. My mother felt so sorry for me, she took me out to dinner and a movie. Sorry it didn't go as planned but Happy Birthday OP :)
1ch4bod_Cr4n3 6
I know how you feel brother. keep your head up. and have a happy birthday. I wish I could be there to share a beer. hopefully you'll find better friends out there. cheers!
1ch4bod_Cr4n3 6
happy birthday