Today, is the first weekend I have off this summer. Instead of letting me see my friends, my dad printed out a practice SAT exam. I've already taken the SAT. He just "doesn't want me to get rusty". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've been forced to start packing to go on a vacation with my parents, because they say I've been studying too hard and need a break. I've hardly studied at all and was planning on making up for it all in the time I had left before finals. I'm screwed. FML
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
Today, I woke up knowing I'd done all my homework, so I'd have the day free. My dad calls me into his room to tell me that I have 3 outstanding exam papers to hand in this week. It was summer homework, set by my school's online learning website that I didn’t know it existed. FML
Today, I was at work with my dad. He told me the only reason he's letting me work with him over the summer is because I'm a friendless loser, and he didn't want me staying home getting fatter. FML
Today, whilst cleaning out his desk, my dad "accidentally" threw away my summer homework. That's 100 pages, over a duration of 2 months. School starts in 3 days. FML
Today, I was told that, although I was sick on the last day before break, they would still accept the 24 page essay that I had written. Tonight, as I went to print it out, I found that my dad had "cleaned up a bit" on my computer, including the documents from last semester. I have school tomorrow. FML
Today, I got the rest of the week off against my will due to lack of patients. Two weeks ago, I declined my boyfriend's dad's offer to pay for a flight to Panama City, FL for a family vacation this weekend in order to help the staff at work. Now I’m sitting at home and they’re on a beach. FML
Today, my husband is so desperate to not spend time with my parents that on my dad's birthday he claimed he forgot and booked a trip to the dentist, and now for their anniversary he's pulled the same trick again and booked this year's prostate exam. FML
Today, I finally finished my summer assignments for three AP classes. My schedule also arrived. Turns out my school can't place me in any of them, and I just wasted the last four weeks of my summer. FML
Today, I found out my dad got Covid after spending the weekend at home. All my classes have me doing final projects, and my dorm's internet is a dumpster fire. FML
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xthetisx 0
That stinks! Put random answers...
sweetheart55 0
yeaaa that's what my parents are making me do too!!!!
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Cinn_fml 23
Fun. Though the practise would probably do you some good. Just do some and then go see your friends. Your dad has to accept that summer is time off from work and that you need some of it to do fun stuff. Either that or he's hinting that he doesn't like your friends. Also is the SAT exam the same in America as in the UK? Because in the UK it means next to nothing and wouldn't take very long to do.
AdrianaRawr 0
you English pussy
Cinn_fml 23
.....Did I miss something?
Cinn_fml 23
Just checking. :)
protwtf 0
In the states it's sort of the basis for which colleges measure an applicants intelligence. You're not getting into a good college with a shit SAT score, for the most part atleast.
aardvarkish 17
Cinn, I enjoy your perspectives.
Cinn_fml 23
Why thank you. :)
AdrianaRawr 0
at least you hve a dad!
natural711 6
sat's......WTF is that shit? srry I'm Canadian I don't have to deal with that test....anyone care to explain???
stickypoopy 0
it's a test to see when you ovulate
ohsnapp823 0
stickypoopy..your stupid! stop posting
stickypoopy 0
wut did I do?
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
ohsnap is my new bestfran.! ;)
lololol32 0
Come on. I'm Canadian too and I know what the SAT is... Watch the movie, Perfect Score. Haha that will educate you some :) great movie
xsu418x 0
depends on what you got on the sat
aardvarkish 17
Sorry Dad, I'm too hi to concentrate right now. Maybe after a few days when I've slept it off?
brown3348 0
idiot
vestige 0
you're whining over one SAT exam? how about one every week? learn to be more optimistic.
TheVariableX 0
Damn Asians
sweetheart55 0
yeaaa that's what my parents are making me do too!!!!
sexysue 0
wow! almost forgot wth the fyl was. anyhow. your dad cares and it won't hurt u to keep up during the summer. we have the FCAT here in Florida and if u don't pass it u don't graduate!! my three boys had to take them and they really push the kids to do well. I think the schools don't get money if the students fail. my dad has passed on so do the test and then go out and have some fun!! your very lucky your dad cares so much for your education!! good luck and everyday above ground is a GOOD day! :)
FYL_hardd 0
...your picture is very disturbing.
Chandy_fml 2
Yeah, but the FCAT is a breeze. If you can't pass a test that easy after the multiple tries allowed, you really shouldn't graduate. Though I don't like the FCAT, anyway. I don't consider teaching to a test to be the same thing as pushing kids to do well.