Today, is the first weekend I have off this summer. Instead of letting me see my friends, my dad printed out a practice SAT exam. I've already taken the SAT. He just "doesn't want me to get rusty". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've been forced to start packing to go on a vacation with my parents, because they say I've been studying too hard and need a break. I've hardly studied at all and was planning on making up for it all in the time I had left before finals. I'm screwed. FML
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
Today, I woke up knowing I'd done all my homework, so I'd have the day free. My dad calls me into his room to tell me that I have 3 outstanding exam papers to hand in this week. It was summer homework, set by my school's online learning website that I didn’t know it existed. FML
Today, I was at work with my dad. He told me the only reason he's letting me work with him over the summer is because I'm a friendless loser, and he didn't want me staying home getting fatter. FML
Today, whilst cleaning out his desk, my dad "accidentally" threw away my summer homework. That's 100 pages, over a duration of 2 months. School starts in 3 days. FML
Today, I was told that, although I was sick on the last day before break, they would still accept the 24 page essay that I had written. Tonight, as I went to print it out, I found that my dad had "cleaned up a bit" on my computer, including the documents from last semester. I have school tomorrow. FML
Today, I got the rest of the week off against my will due to lack of patients. Two weeks ago, I declined my boyfriend's dad's offer to pay for a flight to Panama City, FL for a family vacation this weekend in order to help the staff at work. Now I’m sitting at home and they’re on a beach. FML
Today, my husband is so desperate to not spend time with my parents that on my dad's birthday he claimed he forgot and booked a trip to the dentist, and now for their anniversary he's pulled the same trick again and booked this year's prostate exam. FML
Today, I finally finished my summer assignments for three AP classes. My schedule also arrived. Turns out my school can't place me in any of them, and I just wasted the last four weeks of my summer. FML
Today, I found out my dad got Covid after spending the weekend at home. All my classes have me doing final projects, and my dorm's internet is a dumpster fire. FML
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xthetisx 0
That stinks! Put random answers...
sweetheart55 0
yeaaa that's what my parents are making me do too!!!!
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Comments (261)
mistyeyes 0
**** that go party
justinj21496 0
In Soviet Russia SAT takes you!!!
demoon_fml 7
287 wins.
climbthoserocks 6
and your gonna do it?
lilmissy1290 0
sounds like your dad wants you to make something of your life.. you say you have already taken it but your score must have been poor if he is making you study.. put off the parties and study
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
well op @ least he cares n u won't b rusty. good 4u.
justinj21496 0
At least you know your dad, I've neever met mine
ginious 0
well look at it this, at least youll be really ready for the next time u take it!
attorco 4
YDI for the grammar mistake after the first word. You clearly need to practice the verbal/English portion....
PatrickLikesMilk 0
5 and 12 - You two are beautiful :)
Samko_chan 5
LOL seems like something my dad would do maybe ur friends can come over and practice with you LOL