Today, it's the 6th day that we have been snowed in. We haven't left the house, because we can't. I've done at least 30 hours of Legos. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Thrice the pain
Today, I stepped on not one, not two, but three Legos, all on different occasions throughout the day. FML
Apocalypse snow
Today, I shoveled the driveway because there's enough snow to block my car. Overnight we're supposed to get six more inches of snow. It's like shoveling the driveway is a waste of time because more snow gets piled on it the next day. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML
Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML
Today, I found out that we're supposed to get 3 feet of snow, and the person who plows our driveway is out of town. We're stranded on a huge hill. FML
Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML
Chilly
Today, I had to spend five days at work, as we were expecting a snow storm and my position must be staffed at all times. My boss stocked the fridges with food, which sounds nice, but it was all frozen dinners and junk food. I've had so much diarrhea that my asshole is chapped and bleeds when I wipe. FML
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organizse 28
Are you a master builder yet?
RichardPencil 32
Is this site FML or Fantasy Island?
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Comments (29)
flakawaka 0
Don't be a twat. Enjoy it while it lasts. Go read a book
Scorpio1691 29
<p>And the problem with that is.....?</p>
jediemma 9
Time well spent my friend!
GhostFox 34
The real question is this: How many Legos has OP stepped on?
Jay18 22
Where's the problem
elliottthefmlgod 0
That doesn't suck that's awesome
peithecelt 28
your life sucks because you aren't cool enough to realize that what you just described sounds AWESOME.
shannon2348 14
I cant imagine where you live that you would be snowed in for 6 days. I live in NH and even after several feet of snow we've never been snowed in for 6 days.