FattyMcFatterson
United States
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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amy397123 0
Go for a run, imagine what might fall out of your fat :D
maggy_fml 0
that's sad
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Austine19 0
OINK OINK MR PIGY U FARTKNOCKER
crazysk8guy 0
stop going to mcdonalds then
Redneck325Ci 0
Here I thought fat people were only good for shade in the summer and warmth in the winter. I never knew I could use one as a piggy bank as well. SWEET!
shnibz101 0
LOL!!! That's awsome u can hold stuff in ur flaps
werewolf_13 0
ok, 4 all u iidiotz dat dnt realiize iit, the diime thiing iisn't the maiin part uv diis FML. iitz that the lady iiz clearly disgusted wiith herself for having fat rolls. ESPECIIALY fat rolez dat she can use for a freakiin piggy bank. iim sure the diime thiing iiz just used 4 her to show actually how fat she iiz soooo, yeah.... x) OMFG, hu am ii kidding!!! go eat an apple an shut up!!!! xD
glitter_kiss 0
Learn to spell...
abcdefghiloveyou 0
English. DO YOU SPEAK IT?
theanonimouse 0
... what?
werewolf_13 0
oh yeah, go 2 jenny creg or b lke dat sub way guy..... datz mii adviise 4 da day >.>'' =P
ACDCfan 0
If this isn't enough motivation to exercise, I don't know what is, fatass.
tmm8600 0
why don't you shake out some more change and use it to join a gym!
Lisa_Emily 0
Ew...
amykay 0
i just like that this was summited by fatty McFatterson. i love to use the something McSomthington names!