Today, I woke up to my cat giving birth, on my bed. I adopted her from a friend, who told me she was spayed. Now I have a giant mess and a cat who won't let me move either her or her babies. Guess I'm sleeping on the couch for a while. FML
DommeAshlee
Kwandengezi, South Africa
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DommeAshlee 11
This is OP. Mama and babies are safely tucked away in the guest bedroom. The mom put up one hell of a fight and i have the scratches to prove it. All six kittens are doing fine. Spoke to my friend, she admitted to lying about spaying the cat. I told her she could pay the vet bills and buy me a new mattress.
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kawaiisakura 12
Well that sounds fair for what she did. Enjoy the adorable kitten stage while it lasts!
misspulkadot24 17
Aww kittens! Take a bunch of pictures of them in teacups and shit and become famous on the Internet! Remember OP, the teacup is half FULL. Of kittehs.
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_winniebell_ 10
Awe cute kitties :D but ur friend prob knew she was pregnant that's why he gave them to u and make sure the babies are carefully unwrapped by the mother and getting food and safe because u don't want to pay for the expenses of a sick kitten or mother
Iniezian 18
Don't let a cat tell you what to do! March up there and be a man and reclaim your bed!
alison98hp 8
Your bed will probably smell like pussy.
molzipan 16
I know this feeling all too well, OP. Someone gave me a cat who was two weeks pregnant and nobody knew. Then she had 5 babies on my bed and every time we tried to move them she brought them right back seconds later. Needless to say I crashed on the couch for awhile but I didn't mind that much. Honestly as much of a pain as it was as the time I'm glad it happened. It was a great experience watching them grow and even giving some to loving homes. I hope your experience becomes just as lovely as mine was.
kawaiisakura 12
Sounds like a stubborn mama lol. I'd love to raise kittens but we spay all of our cats :/ I'd be fine giving up my bed for a while so that they could be in a comfortable area while dealing with what they need to.
molzipan 16
When I went to get her spayed they told me she was pregnant and I wish I could describe the look on my face. It was very lovely regardless but I'm certainly never dealing with it again. I kept most of the kittens, too. They'll be a year old in two weeks! Definitely wouldn't recommend just getting a cat pregnant though, but if you ever come across one you'll probably love the experience as much as I did.
kawaiisakura 12
Aww :) I wish we could've let my 5 year old Norwegian forest cat have a litter...I would love to have more cats that are like her. But them we would also have had to find a male one :/ but I do plan on later letting 1 cat have a litter and then spaying.
JoeCookieRaider 5
I'll take some of those kittens, OP. you know to get them out of your hair. Or should I say bed :)
HeadlessSparrow 20
Hey at least the father of the kittens isn't around, or you'll be sleeping on the floor!
Ziggy122 15
I clicked on this particular FML just to see how many lame pussy puns would be made in the comments section. I was not disappointed.
simoncat 11
Be nice to the kitty mama. She meant no harm. Be mad at your friend for being irresponsible. He didn't take care of kitty when she was his.
generalasskicker 12
Is there a way to block animal fmls? I hate cats so much and don't like to read about them
rocalula 5
Place a box with warm blankets in your room. Mommy will move the babies into the box. A box is much safer for the babies. Make sure it is big enough for mommy to be comfortable.