Anonymous
Poole, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up duct-taped to the toilet in nothing but a straitjacket. I don't remember what happened. FML
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Lobby_Bee 18
Why do you or your friends have a straightjacket in the first place?
exileonmainst 16
Well, look at the bright side, at least you didn’t have to listen to christmas music in ******* November.
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Comments (25)
Glowworm56 27
Do you live alone or will other people walk in upon this sight when they need to use the bathroom?
cacheson 42
Sounds like you shouldn’t get drunk with your magician buddies anymore.
ThrottleJockey 36
Have you taken inventory of all of your major organs?
pressingreset 13
Maybe you should reevaluate your life choices.
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Sounds like you had a really fun time last night
Lalala579121 28
Sounds like a pitch for the next Hangover movie.
Glowworm56 27
Or Saw!
Razell 13
Alcohol. Alcohol happened, and let that be a lesson to you (I'm sure).
MadJessTic 29
This absolutely MUST get a Follow-Up!!! Once you’ve pieced the story back together of course! ?
BeachMammal 8
Maybe you got so drunk you lost control of bodily functions?
Brain_fart 20
Sounds like a good Halloween to me!