Today, I witnessed the most awful park job ever. Without thinking, I found a piece of paper and wrote on the back, "Nice park, asshole". Turns out it was an old airline boarding pass, and my name, address and phone number were neatly displayed with the message. FML
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Queensland 27
Hey guys OP here. No stabbings or death threats as of yet, but still keeping low for a few days. Additionally, I highly doubt that the vehicle owner would come to my house as this happened in Sydney and I live in Brisbane! When I get back home, however, I assume I'll have a letter or two... :) I'm not too worried though. The idiot is a Subaru driver, he'll probably pussy out. P.S. Up the maroons!!
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Dreamsorrow93 24
Someone is going to get a very strongly worded letter... Or stabbed. Either or really.
Miss_Mandi 29
Next thing you know, you're going to get a condom taped to your front door with the note "Don't have kids."
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Comments (106)
lmao_at_ur_life 8
instant karma
savannahgeorgia 6
Do you know that's what you wrote it on because you saw it? Because if that's the case, why didn't you just take it off the car? The only other way you'd definitively know that's what happened is if the person contacted you and told you, but OP says that hasn't happened... Maybe I'm overthinking it, but not so sure about this one.
DukeLeto 14
Weird way of inviting people over for a drink...or a bloody nose.
MrKilgore 14
.... i at least check papers before i write ANYTHING on there..
TheUnicornMagic 2
No, you deserved it for not only being a passive-aggressive dick but not making sure that you were an anonymous passive-aggressive dick. You have no idea why the other driver was parked terribly, maybe they are just horrible drivers. Or maybe there were two cars in the next parks that parked terribly, forcing them to park terribly.
TheLostCauseFML 40
So how did that conversation go with that peice of work? lol