Today, I witnessed the most awful park job ever. Without thinking, I found a piece of paper and wrote on the back, "Nice park, asshole". Turns out it was an old airline boarding pass, and my name, address and phone number were neatly displayed with the message. FML
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Queensland 27
Hey guys OP here. No stabbings or death threats as of yet, but still keeping low for a few days. Additionally, I highly doubt that the vehicle owner would come to my house as this happened in Sydney and I live in Brisbane! When I get back home, however, I assume I'll have a letter or two... :) I'm not too worried though. The idiot is a Subaru driver, he'll probably pussy out. P.S. Up the maroons!!
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Dreamsorrow93 24
Someone is going to get a very strongly worded letter... Or stabbed. Either or really.
Miss_Mandi 29
Next thing you know, you're going to get a condom taped to your front door with the note "Don't have kids."
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Comments (106)
archnarquibquib 21
There was a guy who parked halfway in two spots in front of my apartment. I thought of writing a similar message, but I figured it would cause more problems than I wanted to deal with. Hopefully the person you wrote the message to won't try and mess with you.
jokersmile13 10
Um why do you even have an old boarding pass in your car??
stumpyj 10
YDI for not minding your own business.
chuchusheep 19
Oh dear...thats a predicament. Time to put your house up for sale.
Ruthofpern 3
Deny all knowledge.The pass could have been picked up off the lot if dropped by accident.
alain4343 26
good job u should of look before put random shit
inolongercare 19
Why did you feel the need to leave a note? That makes YOU the asshole!
Noreason89 6
Not really
sarahmaxine 19
This needs follow up.
ffs_seriously 2
So maybe next time you won't go out of your way to be a condescending ****?
CLT_420 13
Just play it off like you didn't do it