Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML
Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, my "friends" who know very well that I am terrified of bees forced me to face my fears, despite my protesting. As my "friends" watched and laughed while I tried to keep calm, a wasp showed up and scared me half to death, thereby angering the other bees. My face looked like a giant raspberry after the fact. FML
Today, I got stung by a hornet. I asked my mum to pass me my allergy medication, but she refused, because they were my brother's, saying "he's allergic to bees and wasps!" No mum, wrong kid. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
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Top comments
ChelseaChops 1
PLEASE tell me you don't like him any more. Kick him in the chuckies.
AK 2
What an asshole. Even if you weren't allergic that would still have sucked. Seriously, what the hell? "Look, there's a swarm of bees! Let's jump in and see if you're allergic or not!"
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Comments (142)
Fragnox 3
It's a total FML. Yeah you like an ass, but you just said you LIKE him. If you're not dating there's no expectation that you would know much about him. If you still like him though, then YDI.
Victoria2103 0
Um... the guy you like is a moron. And it was stupid of you to go along with it. YDI.
ComputerAnalysis 0
You don't have very good taste in guys.
coffeennicotine 0
You really shouldn't like this guy, he's a jerk. Insensitive and stupid, not a good combo. I hope you're okay.
shmaller 0
That wouldn't even be funny if you weren't allergic to bees. It's so romantic to get stung fifteen times, isn't it?
thelonelylurker 0
You deserve it for going out with an asshole? Bwhahaha, I'm so mean.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I've never been stung by bees either, so I don't know if I'm allergic to them either. But seriously, that guy is a complete asshole... He ruined the date even though he was just trying to kid around. FYL. And hopefully that guy feels terrible as shit!
Alice_Renee 0
That sucks girl!
LittleMiss1 0
Why would you let him? I agree with 12 haha
MagneticGuitar 0
I guess he was joking too. Well now he gets to care for you :)