Today, I went to the pool. As I started going up the steps to use the water slide, a kid no older than 10 yanked my swim trunks down to "see what's down there." FML
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Blizzards 13
OP here, he was behind me the whole time (he blamed it on his sister). Thankfully, he only pulled it down enough to expose my butt. I pulled my trunks up, but I didn't say anything and just acted as if he wasn't there.
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TourettesGuyFTW 26
What did he find?
luhar 7
Simple. Yank his pants down and spartan kick him in the chest as hard as you can to project your manliness.
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skyeyez9 25
I am assuming OP is a girl. A 10yr old boy already knows what is inside a male's swim shorts. Also, men do not call their swimming trunks "bathing suits." Girls do
Blizzards 13
I wrote it down as "Swim trunks," but it got edited to that...
123man 11
If an FML is unclear, I would think it just wouldn't get published. Editing the OP's word, no matter for how noble of a reason (e.g. clarification) seems wrong. Little changes can change the meaning of the whole thing. Since I didn't start this "editing" conversation, I'm assuming this comment is fine to post.
sierraann96 9
Push the kid down the stairs? He should have learned from age three not to touch people that arent related to him. Or his friends.
Wakachulak 22
Starting young
buckdharma 38
Could've been worse. Could have been to see what's up down there.
ShakeDisPlace 10
You may have scarred the kid for life OP
joe_bombz 3
FYL for being indistinguishable as male or female, the kid musta had his reasons.
addioty 19
"Let me tell you how things work here in Overland Park." Please tell me someone else got that.
BlissfulLiss 18
If only he was about 10 years older..then you could have kicked him in the ass 'to see what's up there'.
IT_Nird95 9
I hope the only thing he had time to see was the palm of your hand moving towards his face at warp speed.
Soloman212 28
If it was at warp speed the hand would reach his face at the same time as the light so there'd be nothing to see.
ughfmltears 12
Kids can be such perverts... I've had different bs happen where a little kid has made me feel sexually assaulted.. It's not like you can actually do something about it.. Cmon who's gonna believe your story over an innocent child? I recall a little girl touching my ****** and saying I wanna **** you.. I decided to tell her mom that she had cursed and touched me somewhere inappropriate, that lady looked st me as if I was sick I was 14 back then.. She did hear her daughter curse later but she just said she couldn't do anything about what they learned in child care some parents just don't give a **** about their kids abnormal behavior!!