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Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML

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... So did she get a single or double?

You know these FMLs doesnt have too be posted the same day it happens its just a rule that they have too start with Today and end with FML, It might have happened too him the same day or 5years ago, and he only discovered the site now. Had a funny story and posted it. Stop being an ignorant bastard and get ****** in the ear. Oh and FYL OP, That really sucks.

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Well that's one way to get blue balls...

Hahaha, I love the illustration on this!!! But if I was a betting woman, I would bet that you did something very, um, unsavory, to her to make her feel the need to physically harm you..not that I'm justifying her or anything - I just don't think you are totally innocent.

well, you are supossed to ht balls with a bat

I almost died laughing at the illustration.

I suck at life go figure

Wow. All of you laughing at this FML are pretty messed up. The ONLY situation I can think of in which it would be okay to hit someone in the nuts with a bat would be self-defense. I assume if he were assaulting his girlfriend, he would've said it, or wouldn't be writing this FML.

OOOOOOH! That's very bad bro, right in the feels.

No,shit. Of corse you would get hurt.

xxWTFxx1981 23

wow she must be bat shit crazy....

Emma Marshall 19

Charge her