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Today, I went to the dorm showers to use the facilities. As I was getting in the shower, I slipped and landed face first into a puddle. It wasn't water. FML

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chaoticxxxmess 3

I was holding on to my towel and I landed on the side my face.

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Then it must have been apple juice right?!?!

Yeah but it isn't a joke because jokes are funny :/

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Was it ****? It was ****, wasn't it?

If it was in the shower obviously it was water.

KiwiKitten 2

Well just be happy you were going to the shower anyway, so it'd come right off haha. Still, that's really gross and I'm sorry lol.

just begging to be raped

I hope you took an extra long shower after that.... :/

Ahhh college :)

Well that's s double wammy, slipping and smashing your face into what I'm assuming was a tiled floor that has had hundreds of feet on it sucks. But landing in what I have to assume was urine or something equally vile is just down right shitty.

Oh I feel bad for u

That's what you get for using a dorm shower. Hope it tasted good.

Um......I work in a hospital......urine is NOT sterile. In fact, there are some particularly nasty things in some urine that are very hard to kill. Best of luck to OP's face though.....I'd give it an FYL for sure!

That's because you work in a hospital - people there are sick and may have UTIs. Most healthy people's urine is sterile - the bladder is a sterile cavity. That's why you have to use sterile technique instead of clean technique when catheterizing someone. It is a big deal if you get bacteria into a sterile cavity because you can cause some nasty infections that way.