Today, I went to the bank to make a withdrawal in order to celebrate my last day here in Italy with my friends. Apparently I'm overdrawn by 187 dollars so I'm eating nothing but leftover stale crackers to survive until I get free plane food on my way back home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after two weeks of living on plain pasta, I finally got my paycheck and was excited that I'd get real food, and ride the subway instead of exhausting my malnourished body with the two-hour walk to work. My surname was misspelt on the check; the bank is holding it for ten days. FML
Today, my company is doing so bad that I had to take down my symbolic first dollar so that I could buy a roll of crackers for dinner. FML
Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML
Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML
Today, I was overdrawn $15 at the bank. I paid in my last $80 in cash, only for them to inform me that I've been slapped with $90 in overdraft fees. FML
Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML
Today, after calling my bank to see where my paycheck was, and waiting on hold for my entire lunch break, my boss told me she forgot to submit my deposit. I was relying on that money to pay for lunch today as I used all I had for bills. Looks like I eat tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
Today, I'm running so fucking low on money, I have to go to the supermarket to eat free bites of ham, cheese and whatever they have on their aisles for breakfast. FML
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aback 5
Leftover stale crackers to *survive*? Oh, honey--are you sure you'll make it? Maybe you should call the embassy.
unlucky91 0
If your friends were good.. they would pay for your last meal in Italy.
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Comments (119)
EmmeLou 0
Honestly, what kinda friends are going to sit and eat their spectacular dinners, and not pitch in and loan you a couple bucks? Nice.
SVelasquez 0
That sucks that your friends are dicks, but come on. I had to "survive" on slices of bread for a week after having teeth extracted. Grow a pair!
6daysoverdue 0
Grow a pair of..?
plexico 4
You'd get free food in jail. You defrauded the bank out of $187 and you are trying to flee the country. Stale crackers are the least of your worries.
barbidoll 0
There is this strange concept of balancing your checkbook. It's this really neat thing, when you deposite money, you write it down, and then when you spend money, you write that down and subtract it from your balance, and then you ALWAYS know how much money is in there!! And anyone with a first grade education can do it!
sarah2144 14
1. This is weird, because I just got back from Italy. 2. You'll survive for one day eating crackers. 3. YDI for not keeping track of how much you were spending.
Phallus_fml 0
Ask your parents to make a direct deposit. I'm sure they won't let their child die from starvation in a foreign country. Problem solved.
chellinha93 0
hahahahaha #43 MAMA MIAAAA. what a gigantic problem we have here... guess what, you are not going to die of starvation my friend, maybe next time. been there, done that. lol
paprickaboo 0
....if they feed you on the plane ride home. :Z
Jimbo2000 0
Now me personaly, I like eating just crackers for meals for days at a time. FYL for being a little pussy about it
Agrajagged 3
Women on vacation mismanaging their finances?! No way! Sounds an awful lot like this FML: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2959965