Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
Today, at a wedding reception, on a crowded dance floor, it was a perfect opportunity for a candid photo. I took one step back without looking and bumped straight into the cake table, then watched in slow motion as the entire cake tipped and slid off. FML
Today, as I was leaving church with a cake in my hands (mind you it was pouring, and I was in heels) I decided to walk on the road instead of the sidewalk so I could get to my car as quick as possible. Turns out, the road is slippery, and slipping means falling. With the cake. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad came in to ask if I wanted the rest of his cake. I'd made it for my cousin's wedding, and spent 2 days preparing it. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML
Today, I brought a “safe” store-bought cake to a potluck and dropped it on the sidewalk while getting out of the car. I showed up anyway, carrying the box like it was still fine. It was not. FML
Today, I showed up to my friend’s birthday party with a huge cake... on what turned out to be the wrong day. The actual party is tomorrow. Her family laughed and thought if was cute, but I just wanted the floor to open up and let me disappear. FML
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heathcoate 0
Why would you walk to pick up a cake like that? How stupid are you?
red_wings 0
wow you're dead! but in your defense the cake should have been delivered
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Comments (115)
gr3y_fml 1
Hope you're a good cook.
fmlbaby_fml 0
Ok, what kind of cake-baker doesn't offer delivery?! If they did, your sister should have paid the extra money to have it delivered. There are some things you shouldn't cut corners on. I'm getting married next month and I would NEVER dream of having someone pick up the cake, let alone WALK to pick it up! *rolls eyes* A really stupid idea on your part!
GeekFairy 0
You WALKED to pick up a WEDDING CAKE? You're not too bright.
Scoochie 0
#85 Haha xD
twiles 0
Yeah sorry dude, but you really should have driven...a wedding cake is kind of a big deal.
teeheehee_hahaha 0
Tie your shoe laces you genius.
atomicmrpelly 2
I'd have to agree with #90, did you pick up your sisters wedding cake... decide to walk... and not think to tie your flipping shoes?!
Jareth_fml 0
YDI for thinking it'd be a good idea to walk to pick up a wedding cake. Any other cake, sure, but not a wedding cake.
teh_ass 0
YDI for not being careful. And don't come back whining saying that your sister yelled at you.
abu3mair 0
well it's not going to be an issue since u are no longer invited :P