Today, I went to my boyfriends house, and trying to be suggestive,... - FML

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By Luna1232 - 20/07/2018 05:06 - United States - Plymouth

Today, I went to my boyfriends house, and trying to be suggestive, I undid the top few buttons of my shirt, and put myself out there for once. He then says “let’s put those away” buttons my shirt back up, and sits on a chair next to his bed while I sit on his bed all alone. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 22 July 2018 11:26

Is he a member of the Silver Ring Thing?

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Sunday 22 July 2018 11:26

Is he a member of the Silver Ring Thing?

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