Today, I went to lunch with my sister. As the waitress was bringing our food, she dropped it on the floor. She apologized and brought us new food. After we finished eating and I looked at the bill, I noticed she'd charged us twice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my older sister dragged us to a restaurant that charged us $80 a piece for 8 mouthfuls of food. She does this all the time. When our youngest sister defended her, it removed all doubt that our parents still pay her bills. FML
Today, I bought lunch for my grandparents, aunts, and uncles. My uncle apparently felt uncomfortable at the restaurant, because he got up and flipped the table over before leaving. The bill tripled because of the broken glass, and my uncle called me up later for a ride. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all three of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML
Today, while I was waitressing, two girls ran up a tab of $60 in drinks. They ended up not paying the bill and walking out. My boss told me it won't be the first time or last, as he made me pay their bill. FML
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
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xOashleymarie 0
Bring it to the manager & get your money back.
tarabelle 7
Complain! You shouldn't have to pay for her incompetence!
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Comments (86)
allplayedout 20
What's the big deal? She made a simple mistake. Point it out and she would have fixed it. It was an accident. If you whined and cried like a baby without saying anything to her and paid the extra anyway, its a ydi, but not an fml under any circumstance. How did this make it on this site?
Jujubilee 1
Maybe she had to send the order in twice so the cooks could get the reorder, but forgot to void out one of the orders? But either way, she should have looked over your receipt before giving it to you.
spicerack1528 3
All these people bitching about how bad it's is and recommending complaining or not paying at all, wow. You generally look at the bill 'before' you pay to make sure there arent any mistakes. In this case there was, so just say I didn't eat two meals, I'm sure there aren't going to make you pay for them, simple and easy and no need to be a **** head about it
allenhouse3320 0
Tell the fat ass waiter you ain't buying her lunch too. I'd take it to a manager and make her get fired get all my money back and them make them give me free gift cards
a_nutritionist 10
this wouldnt happen, and theyd laugh at you behind your back because youre a dumbfuck.
je_suis_fml 11
these FMLs as of late has been boring & common as hell... FML
mystgirl174 0
Some people have real problems.
Jonman503 0
I hope you weren't dumb enough to pay for it twice
Unknown_skwigs 0
If you paid for the 2 meals you deserve to get screwed over
Sheepiebeepie 26
She probably forgot to split that second order off. It has to be re-ordered so the kitchen can get a ticket. It could have been easily fixed if you'd said something. Also, I'm sure plenty of y'all have dropped something before, it's not incompetence. Don't be so pompous and crude. Servers are humans, too.