Today, I went to lunch with my sister. As the waitress was bringing our food, she dropped it on the floor. She apologized and brought us new food. After we finished eating and I looked at the bill, I noticed she'd charged us twice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my older sister dragged us to a restaurant that charged us $80 a piece for 8 mouthfuls of food. She does this all the time. When our youngest sister defended her, it removed all doubt that our parents still pay her bills. FML
Today, I bought lunch for my grandparents, aunts, and uncles. My uncle apparently felt uncomfortable at the restaurant, because he got up and flipped the table over before leaving. The bill tripled because of the broken glass, and my uncle called me up later for a ride. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all three of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML
Today, while I was waitressing, two girls ran up a tab of $60 in drinks. They ended up not paying the bill and walking out. My boss told me it won't be the first time or last, as he made me pay their bill. FML
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
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Top comments
xOashleymarie 0
Bring it to the manager & get your money back.
tarabelle 7
Complain! You shouldn't have to pay for her incompetence!
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Comments (86)
jackii1313 9
That's fu**** up...get back there and demand your money back!
a_nutritionist 10
well as we all know, aggression is the only tactic the stupid customer understands.
pottymouthpanda 0
hopefully u didnt pay her... dat should come out if HER paycheck not your wallet
whiterabbit420 4
It should come out of the restaurants pocket, not her check. Shit happens. I'm in the industry. It's not a big deal, accidents happen
Alex94xela 0
If you paid for it ydi for being stupid.
catharsis5 9
Hopefully you didn't pay for it before you left.
DarkHelmet 10
That's an easy fix.. pay once for what u ate....or diner dash and pay nothing
krysxkatastrophe 14
I'd complain to the manager and refuse to pay for the meal I didn't get to eat. Hopefully they took care of the situation.
a_nutritionist 10
why the **** would you notify the manager? just to alert him to the fact that people make mistakes? im sure he already knows this...
akinsel2 6
Having worked in the restaurant industry, often what happens is the waitress puts the order into the system for the chefs to cook and it automatically puts it on the bill for the table. She probably forgot to remove the first round when she had to re-order your food. Tell her about the error and she will fix it. It's a simple fix and if you were to chicken to tell her about it, YTDI
Mirorbo 27
Simple solution to a simple problem: complain.
leadman1989 16
The extra FML she put the same dropped food on the plate and ate the other one. o.O complain but only if you never eat there again. You know why!
KiddNYC1O 22
Say farewell, 29.
cupcakes729 7
Thats when you complain and get your food for free