Today, I went to an interview for a job at a company I've applied for numerous times this year. When I showed up at the interview room, I found it was a vacant office. I called and confirmed the address. I guess this was my hint to stop applying. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I never applied for the job, they'd sought me out, had a phone interview, and sent samples, all before the face-to-face interview. Turns out none of the people I met with had even read my resume or writing samples. I was told I might not be a good fit. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I really needed the job to keep my apartment. As I was being interviewed, the manager looked past me and stared off into space. There goes the job and my apartment. FML
Today, while despairing over having been rejected for my dream job, I received an email asking me to come back in for another interview. Then they called me to say they accidentally sent the email to all the applicants, and that they definitely aren't interested. FML
Today, I discovered out of the 20 job applications only one job called me for an interview. They told me to leave after two sentences. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months to see if I got the job I had applied for, I was told that they never received my application. Turns out that the email address that they told me to send it to was not being checked anymore and that they would be happy to consider me for the following year. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said, "OK, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML
Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML
Today, I went in for I thought would be an interview for a promotion, but turns out there was no interview set up, and they'd already decided who would be the next manager. FML
Today, I got a missed call from a lady at an employment agency asking why I hadn't turned up to an information session for a potential job. Yesterday, the same lady told me the job position was canceled. FML
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Top comments
cupcakemann95 7
That sucks dude, I hope you can find a better company than those losers
meliesFML 0
that's the HINT that the company or boss was a piece of shit!
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Comments (58)
every1luvsboners 11
You're their official glory hole girl. Just wait there and look for a hole somewhere in the wall. There should be a penis jump out of it in a couple minutes. You gotta do what you gotta do to land that dream job.....right. YOU MUST....FINISH HIM!!
Mirorbo 27
Okay, THAT is just ****** up...
the_enigma1019 1
Try elsewhere. Repeatedly punching a brick wall will not get you through. Today's economy is poor. I remember when the trade route to the spice islands went through, good times. But that is just sad, there must be at least one other opening somewhere. Good luck. You will need it. And f*** your life for needing a job that badly
doogy15 11
Your a damn lier, you punch a brick wall enough times a bet I'll break it down.... Might have a few broken limbs but it... Will....... FALL!!! @.@
the_enigma1019 1
Not really worth the effort though, you may as well tunnel beneath or climb over. Or just go around it -the enigma
zombiekitten87 12
That sucks. If they couldn't man-up and just tell you they weren't interested without resorting to childish pranks, you're probably better off.
deviable 9
Maybe you went on the wrong day?
SteveTheJanitor 6
There's probably a better job for you out there. Just keep looking
ohmandapants 17
Wtf that's so unprofessional.
Late_night83 25
Ouch. Sounds shitty. Fyl
sicnesses 6
Your fired
NoNotTheFace 8
You should've quickly went back home, grabbed all your office equipment, returned back to the vacant office and lay it all out. If they ask you to get out, screech like a monkey and stab someone in the ear with s pencil. **** them up. Like a boss.
the_enigma1019 1
I would purchase a civil war cannon,and then go partake in revenge. Like a seventeenth century boss -the enigma
dubstep12 8
Haha. You guys just made my day:)