Today, I went to a trampoline park and jumped into an adult-area foam pit that apparently used to be for children. I guess it never occurred to them to change the depth of it, as I now have a fractured ankle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML
Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML
Today, I took my kids to an indoor playground. My two year-old wanted me to climb the rock wall and ring the bell. I slipped right when I was about to touch it. I landed wrong and felt a 'POP' and agony. Hello, broken ankle. FML
Today, I removed the safety padding from around the trampoline because it seemed useless. This afternoon, I did a backflip, got my hair stuck in the springs, ripped out a chunk of my hair, and face planted it into the brick pavers. FML
Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML
Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
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anonynous97 13
You can definitely and rightfully sue them.
kolby12309 26
thats a huge oversight in saftey. if it is marked adult but only rated for kids then you can sue ovee the fact its a hazard
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Comments (31)
bad_boyfriend 10
I know 3 or 4 people who have seriously injured themselves at these types of places. I honestly don't know how they stay in business
Weasel14 8
look at the bright side, at least you didn't dive
whitetiger13131 26
I smell a laaawwwsuiiittt
behappyitsover 11
Did you hear about the woman who sued for 1.5m for standing on a grape in the supermarket get yourself the best lawyer you can and sue the crap out of them