Today, I went to a costume contest as Jon Snow from Game of Thrones. I won, which was nice, until I was told that the only flaws in my "Samwell Tarly" outfit were my long hair and wrong sword. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my giant Game of Thrones tattoo finished. Despite the fact that I had spelt it out for him, the artist wrote "You no nothing John Snow." It's the focal part of the tattoo. FML
Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend bought me a sword from a TV show called Game of Thrones. He seemed disappointed at my reaction, since he spent so much money on the limited edition version. I've never watched the show, and I also have never had any interest in swords, so I don't know what he was thinking. FML
Today, at a science-fiction convention, a woman came up to me and told me that my white face paint was a mess, my contacts looked cheap, and my costume was an all-round failure. I wasn't wearing a costume, I'm an albino. FML
Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML
Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML
Today, I walked into my barbershop and told the owner to, “Give me the Jamie Lannister” (from Game of Thrones). The barbershop was silent, except for one loud laugh. Coming from my ex. She'd followed me in. FML
Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML
Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Obviously you know nothing.
Emmamazing 26
At least you won something!
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Comments (43)
chase007 10
Tbh they do have similarish outfits but sorry to hear that op
demix_fml 32
I bet it looked great!
Le_ponderer 14
Considering the overall experience did you have fun? Yes? Then great! On the plus side you can now tweak the costume you have now to look more 'Jon Snow-ish' and get the hair just right before the next event. Great savings right there!
squizzlebee 19
Jon Snow has shoulder length hair and is tall and lean. Samwell Tarly has shorter hair and is very overweight. The judges thought he was Samwell but with hair that was too long, which sounds like he got the hair and outfit spot on, but the reason it's an FML is that the judges thought OP was too fat to be Jon.
toastbrot 9
at least samwell is a nice character too, he's such a sweet guy.
rec_chem 22
What's a samwell tarley?
soullessammy 6
they clearly know nothing....
shannon2348 14
I think this is funny. You obviously think you're John snow hot and you're not. ydi