Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML
Today, I was at a family friend's house for a gathering. I grabbed my food and started heading towards the patio. Unfortunately, I didn't make it to the patio, as there was a glass door in my way that I didn't see. My sophomore year crush saw everything, along with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML
Today, at my new job waitressing, I walked into a glass door at full speed while carrying a tray of drinks. Not only did I spill everything, but I also left a weird make up face print on the glass for everyone to laugh at. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML
Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML
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sassyangel24 0
and I thought I was clumsy..
khaya 9
Should be on YouTube by now, gonna look up "exit fail".
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Comments (88)
Glassmaster 0
Would it have mattered if he wasn't hot? That detail was completely irrelevant. He's your best friend's brother anyway. Think of how upset she'd be if you did start going out with him (which won't happen anymore anyway)
tona01 16
why not?? i mean the glass door was just an irrelevant mistake which he probably found funny and maybe cute. i have a lot of friends who date the other friend's sister and everything is perfectly fine. besides the sister does not own him or OP for that matter. I'm going to take a longshot here and say you are still a little bit green in that area because your young, or look young( which is very normal, so don't take it as an insult)
tona01 16
*you're
graceealexandra 0
Unfortunately I was stone cold sober!!!
Got_any_grapes1 4
On the bright side, the whole restaurant probably gave you a great nickname.
Havin 19
Sounds exactly like me. Clumsiness rules! Haha.. not really
PhantomKlown 0
...Now that's what you call talent!
creedaddict 9
clumsy bitch
jjb1997 4
clutz
MagicGiraffe 12
Dingleberries
ILoveTabz 0
blinded by his hotness I presume?
SnailJamsss 6
sounds like you had a little too much to drink?