Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
Today, I was at a new restaurant when I went to the restroom. When I was done, I sat back down at the table, and idly started listening to my friends chatting. After a few seconds, I realized I'd sat at the wrong table, with complete strangers, who were too polite and/or bemused to say anything. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating came into the same restaurant where I was eating. He was with a girl. He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say, "Hi." I guess I'm single again. FML
Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML
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ohhboyy 0
nice friends .. you stayed there why?
kkkristennnn 0
those aren't you friends then...
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Comments (165)
AnneFTW 17
Haha poor you! Couldn't you have just pulled up an extra chair? & did nobody offer to sit with you? What nice friends you have.
wow_fmylife 0
i agree with # 24 honestly, its one thing you had to sit at a different table but its another when you have to sit in it ALONE, i mean one of them should have had the decency to sit with you and not exclude you like that, they are definately not true friends just douche bags. Make wiser choices in friends.
wow_fmylife 0
I agree with #24 completely. It's one thing that you had to sit at a different table, but for you sit in it ALONE is bull shit. One of your friends could have had the decency to sit with you ya know? or you could have just pulled up a chair, but thats besides the point. Make wiser choices in friends.
jshen 0
Get some new friends :P
rosiegrewup 0
That's serious douchebaggery right there. You should have told them to stick their burgers and gone to find some new friends.
Frozenstein 0
That's pretty mean, but walking out on the situation would only worsen it, you would like like a punk trying to waltz back into your group of friends. Oh well, next time make sure you get a seat and someone else has to sit alone.
vdv_fml 0
wow i agree with most people...your friends suck! but this sounds kinda fake cause i really dont think someone would be that much of an asshole to let someone sit by themselves...even if it was an acquaintance.... either way, sorry dude
synnerr 0
Pfft. Every time I go out with my friends we're always like, three seats short. We MAKE room. Or we lap it. Either this is fake or your friends are complete pricks.
yoboo310 0
Im sorry. fuclk ur friends. Im sorry CKARAMA WILL GET THEM
cheerduce 0
you need new friends