Today, I went out on a date with a girl. Everything was going well until I shared how my family was affected by the 2010 earthquake in Haiti. She immediately got up and left, calling me a liar. Apparently, I'm "too cute" to be of Haitian descent. What the hell? FML
Kn0wledge123 tells us more.
OP here. Yeah I did dodge a bullet. ******* moron, that one. I spoke to her the next day and it turns out that she only knew Haiti from the what she saw on CNN. I told her that's ******* stupid and there is no "certain" way to look like an ethnicity. She kept trying to find rationalizations like maybe I was mixed with French or something. Nope. I'm full on darkie. What makes this worse is that she's African American and lives in South Florida. So there's no way she hasn't interacted with Haitians before. I always hear from fellow Haitians that they get this a lot, but its the first time it actually happened to me. For the people asking, my mothers cousin passed in the earthquake and my dads family lost their home. My godsister also passed away. It was not an easy time at all. I'm not sure how the conversation came about with me & her but needless to say, there won't be a second date.
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golden_warrior 23
Ignorance...
SweetJTBR 22
Take it as a compliment, cutie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Comments (164)
CharresBarkrey 16
On the contrary, there are many geneticists in the world. I happen to work in the field myself
perdix 31
Don't be Haitian the playah, be Haitian the game.
XxcaitanatorXx 12
retard alert. u dont need her anyways
KingCeltic77 18
"To cute to be Haitian"? Be glad you're rid of that racist bitch.
Piss_off_asshole 2
That earthquake took place on my borthday
SexPot143 13
Ummm no one gives a shit!
buckeyed 20
i think the point is OPs girl called a whole race ugly...
markuskind 7
Looks like you dodged a bullet
vegeta77 4
No need to date stupid (crazy) girls. She did you a favor. Hopefully she didn't already order. I would have stopped her and said she needs to pay the bill.
vegeta77 4
Well, we know geneticists have no sense of humor.
fuckmylife518 15
She doesn't deserve you OP. You'll find someone way more beautiful and smarter to be with. She's a bitch and an idiot for throwing you away for something so stupid as where you are descended from. Good luck.