Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He asked if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. FML
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KEA_08 5
OP here, he was a lovely man until this. Weeks before this date he talked about Pete as if he were a real person. I thought I was going to meet his best friend...which I guess I did in one sense.
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Welshite 40
I hope you shook hands with Pete when you met him. It's rude not to. Maybe an embrace and a few kisses if it's more informal.
Welshite 40
One cannot say the same for Pete.
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Comments (150)
JMichael 26
I hope you let Pete meet Kat! Mine is Josh Jr.!
FilbertMoo 11
Was Pete a nice guy?
yeatesj 9
Did Pete stand up so you had a place to sit down?
Crazynocatlady 22
^This made me laugh a little too much.
ImmaEatYouXx 10
Well I hope you weren't too... Surprised... Good luck with this guy OP. He'll keep you on your toes.
Madster15 14
Or knees
classiceagle63 16
Well did you like Pete?
albinochipmunks 7
That kinda blows
chutney_02 22
Beginning to like? Well not anymore
machiboultata 3
So how is this a FML? Sounds like good news.
foxwasalamb 24
damn. least hes confident in himself
iateapenguin 27
Definitely marriage material. A sense of humour never goes amiss! :D
Ksweety_fml 27
He name his penis "Pete".. he must have a small penis. Haha...
endermanslayer24 1
Chiquito PETEo lol