Love: Today, I went on my first date. When we got to the restaurant... - FML

By hollyglambert - 27/03/2016 17:21 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I went on my first date. When we got to the restaurant he started hitting on the waitress. As soon as we sat down he took out his iPod and watched a video, then took out his phone and went on Tinder. Then about a minute before the bill came he dissapeared to the bathroom for 20 minutes. FML

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hollyglambert 19

Monday 28 March 2016 20:07

OP here. Thanks everyone. Don't worry I won't be seeing him again. Also responding to that one guy, I did not expect him to pay the bill however I would have liked to go halves instead of pay for us both. Anyways thanks guys :)

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Utetopia2014 18

Monday 28 March 2016 12:26

The date shouldn't have gone long enough to get a bill. You should have walked when he started browsing Tinder.

george_s_4 32

Monday 28 March 2016 12:23

If you ever see that guy again, Please kindly beat the shit out of him or have someone else do it if you are unable

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whymereallywhy 8

Monday 4 April 2016 0:41

I would have left when he started hitting on the waitress he was either not interested or he's a jackass

Ashton Burge 4

Wednesday 15 January 2020 1:55

next time try anal

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