Today, I went on my first date in over 4 years with a smoking hot guy. The big event was a trip to Target. I work at Target. He took me to my workplace for our date. And they say romance is dead. FML
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anonpbc 20
OP here. To clarify for the haters, I do know what a date is supposed to be, I'm not an idiot. We had been planning to meet up for weeks. The date was lame, hence why I posted to FML. But it was definitely intended as a real date, accompanied by dinner and shopping a few other stores. No errands were ran, No groceries or Tp was purchased. I visited a few coworkers & he picked up a few electronics items. and no I didn't buy it or use my employee discount. It was my day off & he knew it was my workplace.
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DrMario_ 16
He used you for your discount.
RobinGoodfellow 47
You sure that was a date?
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Comments (112)
pedinhuh 23
Talk about a nice first impression, OP. FYL
Rkikkas9713 25
Maybe for your second date he will take you somewhere fancy, like walmart.
coolbeansbruh 13
Um that's not a date.
Kifly95 4
You can tell OP is one of those picky ass shallow girls.
Rkikkas9713 25
You can tell #69 is one of those annoying kids who insults everyone.
confushon 12
Suck his dick in the store somewhere so he wants more dates with you:)
Whoop_whoop 17
wow at least he did not take you to an unformiliar place..... ha ha ha imagine what he would do to pop the question
anonpbc 20
OP here. To clarify for the haters, I do know what a date is supposed to be, I'm not an idiot. We had been planning to meet up for weeks. The date was lame, hence why I posted to FML. But it was definitely intended as a real date, accompanied by dinner and shopping a few other stores. No errands were ran, No groceries or Tp was purchased. I visited a few coworkers & he picked up a few electronics items. and no I didn't buy it or use my employee discount. It was my day off & he knew it was my workplace.
Zebediabolical 45
I'm curious. If you're planning on going shopping at other stores as well, then what's the big deal that he took you to Target also?
AninOnin 24
Better question: Did you enjoy the date?
Kitty_Kat44 31
well she said the date was lame..so probably didn't enjoy it.
blackunicorntear 8
haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate... shake it off
FkMySugar 19
So... Was there a second date??
anonpbc 20
Op here, so to follow up the follow up, we went on 7 dates after this terrible one, but then parted ways. which is definitely for the best. he was a real catch...
TheLynx_fml 20
I will never understand why this comment is down voted
daryllim95 18
Alex from target? :O
tediruxe 13
probably hoped fie your employee discount
JKPwnage 27
Read OP's comment
Countryboy1996 18
Suggestion: try not putting so much importance on looks. You might meet someone who knows how to treat a lady.. But he might not look like ryan gosling.