Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my blind date thought the best way to start off is to show up blind drunk. She ended up puking on the table and leaving me to pay. FML
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Today, I went on a first date. He got so drunk he forgot what he ordered to eat ten minutes after ordering. He also had to text me later to ask if we kissed, because he couldn’t remember. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Everything was going great until I laughed so hard at one of his jokes that I snorted, choked on my drink, and accidentally slapped his face while trying to cover my mouth. We didn't order dessert. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I'd met online. Everything was going surprisingly well, until I knocked over my drink, spilling it all over my date's lap. In a panic, I blurted out, "Dude, did you piss yourself?" Needless to say, there will be no second date. FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I was on a date and I began pretending to know a lot about wine. I swirled the glass too hard under my nose and splashed red wine all over myself. I spent the rest of the date smelling like a bottle bank. FML
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aback 5
Don't you love it when people fix you up with someone who's "perfect" for you? Really lets you know what they think of you.
fmlfmlfml15 0
Lol that sucks. But you can go home and try to forget about it, and your blind date will probably forget about it when he wakes up next morning, so it never happened.
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Comments (56)
GirlFromKuwait 0
That sucks! At least you got a story from it... and, because he's drunk, you can make him pay for whatever you eat (make sure he has money first!).
blastvortex 4
@_@ And you didn't just leave because.... (Well, I hope you at least got a free meal out of it.)
untalented1 0
if the date was set up on account of you both having matching personalities, then you technically deserved it for either having the personality of a drunk, being a drunk and/or being simultaneously attracted and attractive to drunks. but yeah, it most likely sucks for you. although, i'm willing to bet that he poured the wine down your chest on purpose and not on accident because he was drunk.
sublime93 0
What a fail
laomaostu 0
you should have left before it happened!
Cant_Touch_This_ 0
how cliched... -_-
kukopia 0
Drunks are fun to play with. You shoulda had fun with him, ditched him and then done a 3-way w/ the other couple for a night to remember!
soccerfreak009 0
he's a keeper
nuttinick 0
pshht. loser.
RaverYusuke 0
That's what happens when you go on a date with someone you've never met. lol