Today, I went on a 7-hour plane flight. For 3 hours I had a bloody nose. When it finally stopped, I sneezed. It started to bleed again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I had a sneezing fit in the middle of the night, like 10 really great big sneezes, but then it was over and I went back to sleep. I got up this morning and turned the light on, and turns out I’d been sneezing blood over everything, the bed, walls, carpet, furniture, clothes, everything. FML
Today, on the drive to church, I got a nosebleed. Not so bad, until I sneezed and splattered myself and my fiancé with blood, snot, and eventually tears. FML
Today, after days of nasal congestion, I stifled a sneeze. It went out my nose, blowing out a massive spray of green gunk, streaked with blood. This happened at a meeting, splattering the table in front of me with green bloody mucus. The other attendees looked horrified and one ran to vomit. FML
Today, I was on my way to work. Out of nowhere, my period started. Due to allergies, I had uncontrollable sneezes. Now, I have blood all over my pants. FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, I gave blood. He sneezed while he stuck the needle in my arm. FML
Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML
Today, I parked in the parking lot at work feeling like I had to sneeze. As I was walking in, the sneeze finally came. Apparently, my nose was bleeding so when I sneezed, blood got all over the floor and my brand new work clothes. FML
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rooney0710 5
Bloody hell
therealslim 15
A 3 hour nose bleed? You need to see a doctor
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Comments (103)
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Ugh, that sucks. Reminds me of a time when I was stuck in an airport in North Carolina for 3+ hours, because one of the flight attendants had a nosebleed, so they delayed the flight. What I usually do for nosebleeds is I hock up a bloody loogie. It sounds gross but once that thing's out, the bleeding stops instantly.
ohitsdaniella 7
YOU, my friend, needs to go see a doctor for that!
LealuvzU 0
Eww -_-
hurleycat 6
Hate that. I get bloody noses randomly all the time. The number one rule of bloody noses is do absolutely ANYTHING to avoid sneezing afterward.
Raynieday1234 0
Bless ur face if u sneezed during this video bless u -Tobuscus
worldclassrager 41
At least is wasn't on the flight that may have been more miserable