Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML
Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, I finally had enough to buy my dream guitar, made in 1965. I buckled it into the passenger seat because it unfortunately didn't come with the original case. Once home, I tripped over my own feet before reaching my front door and scratched it on the concrete. It wasn't in mint condition when I bought it, but now it looks like it had a bad relic job. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML
Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
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iWanna_fml 0
wowwww. tell her that she owes u the money for it now xD
mycleverusername 0
I don't think Grandma's familiar with the Golden Rule. I say you steal her knitting needles. That'll show her.
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Comments (247)
cmac86 24
what would have been funny is if you said you were in a church worship band.
aliceni 0
I would cry if someone did that to my guitar; it probably damaged the neck too. And to a Les Paul! The "devil music" part remind me of my granny..
greendaygirl112 0
she did wht to ur Les Paul!? OMG! if anybody did that to mine I would sooooo hate th forever! make her pay for new ones. how could she do that to a ******* Les ******* Paul!? it's like killing a puppy! it's AWFUL!
rety1 13
if it's electric plug it in around 3am and crank it up all the way an start strumming like crazy screaming in Latin praise Satan or some other crazy shit an see what she does then...
iiiloveeejayyy 0
People need to realize this is a Les Paul we're talking about. Nobody other than the owner should even touch it! I'd cry if this happened to me.
irmike 0
I hate stupid bible pushing hags
ghm1234 0
what a bitch!
ollio412 0
take a shit in her bed and tell her satan mustve left his mark
ecascio2010 9
good lord it's not the 1950's anymore.
eliseaustin9 0
oh my gosh! if that happened to my Les Paul I would cry.