Today, I went for a job interview on my birthday. I had on a shirt and a tie on and I had my Blackberry in my pocket. I was running a little late, so I dashed outside. When I came out of the door, a bunch of my buddies screamed HAPPY BIRTHDAY! and poured Gatorade all over me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends woke me up on my birthday by spraying me with silly string. I have a job interview and it won't come out of my hair. FML
Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, I got a phone call for a interview at Target at 4:30 pm. I got super excited, so I got dressed up and headed over there. I told the manager that I was there for my interview. He didn't know what I was talking about. My friends had prank called me. FML
Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML
Today, my coworkers threw me a surprise birthday party. When I walked in and they yelled “SURPRISE!”, I screamed, dropped my coffee, and reflexively shouted, “Who are you people?!” before realizing it was for me. They’re still laughing. FML
Today, I went to a job interview super early and giddy with enthusiasm. While waiting in the lobby, I struck up a friendly conversation with a bloke who was also waiting around in a suit. I jokingly told him, “Good luck mate, but I’m getting this job.” Turns out he was the hiring manager. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, I rushed to an early job interview, rehearsed answers in my Uber, then realized at reception I’d zipped my suit jacket into my backpack and was wearing my old college hoodie over dress pants. The receptionist smiled politely while I tried to explain and I somehow made small talk about rugby. FML
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You_cry_I_laugh 0
Well, if you were applying for a job at a Gatorade factory, this wouldn't have been so bad.
ummmyeahhh 0
good luck with the interview... and happy birthday? don't kill your friends, they meant the best for you.
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Comments (64)
MissMucci 0
#9--You're a tool. the end :) HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope you used the story as a good ice breaker...lol
you7 0
you have some dumbass friends
alex_vik 1
#12 - I was saying that I don't wear cheap $5 dress shirts that I wouldn't care about. Also #24 - You've been reported :)
aztec37 0
i agree with #10. Did your friends just wait there for a while hoping you would come out sometime?
MelancholyArtist 0
Alex_vik: you reported #24 for saying you're a tool???? you're not a tool. you're a pansy. LOL.
themanistheman 0
you'll never forget that one man.
know_your_role 0
it's okay, you were running late and shouldn't get the job anyways. since you have no job, maybe you should cut unnecessary expenses. like your blackberry.
musu_fml 0
I keep seeing these stories about so-called "friends" pulling these kinds of pranks. Who are all these people? Nobody I've ever known acts like this.
FYLnotFML 0
YOU JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!! Where are you going to go next!? ... I'm going to Disneyland!
KFabery 0
This is why I don't tell people when my birthday is. Friends are awful.