Today, I watched a manager and a co-worker sit underneath a table in our store all day as I got yelled at for not working hard enough. I was the only one actually working. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
Today, after working for 7 hours straight, I sat down for a second to wait for an elevator. My manager told me I wasn't allowed to sit and that I had to get back to work. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
Today, while working as a cart attendant, I found one of my coworkers on a lawn chair sipping on a Bud Light in the parking lot, while we both were supposed to be working, leaving me to push carts by myself. My boss comes out to me catching my breath and tells me to work harder. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML
Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss came in during my turn, and I got singled out for a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML
Today, at my new job, a coworker offered to help me mop the floors since she wasn't busy. I ended up getting written up by my boss for supposedly being too lazy and making other people finish my work. FML
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Top comments
CaiDog 20
If you were the only one actually working, who yelled at you?
darwinism 30
If they do that often, go in early one day and squirt some glue on the floor under the table. That should teach them a little lesson. Lazy farts.
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Comments (42)
ManateeRex 14
Most people I know that do that just sit on the toilet all day.
tingtingmeg 12
and you didnt tell on them why?
JokersHQ 21
If you have security cameras then go to the higher up above your manager and say if they don't believe you to check the cameras
skyeyez9 25
Sounds like my job, except the laziest one in the entire dept got "employee of the year" because he is giving the manager the "D."
brynnj16 3
I'm sure that's sooooo true. You just want it to seem like you did work
Becca_Bear_98 19
thats crummy. 99 percenters are always awesome, don't worry they'll get what's coming to them
twodotgirl 8
what dicks
RusticChick 27
They'll get what they deserve sooner or later. But if I were you, I'd say a new job is needed. On a side note.. why were they sitting under a table?
Sagan928 7
I would use my cell phone to take pictures as discreetly as you can and email them to the district manager.
animeregime 4
You must work at Wet Seal -_-