Today, I was working the drive-through at McDonald's. I greeted a customer with a, "Hi, how are you doing today?" His response: "Better than you." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was berated by a customer for a good two minutes. It's okay though because she ended with, "Sorry, I forget you all are real people." FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML
Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, a customer at the fast-food joint I work at gave me a pitying look and asked, "How's that liberal arts degree treating ya?" FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
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Top comments
fordneagles 34
He's probably right, but if he's your worst customer today, you're doing well!
Abominations 7
Give 'em the special sauce next time.
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Comments (73)
YouputwhatWHERE 6
The fact that I read this while on break at McDonald's made this just that much better.
dino223 6
Don't take it personally op, people don't have the courage to vent there uncalled for anger out on the general public. They have to pick on defenceless employees, don't sweat it he most likely got rear ended behind a truck later that day while you was snacking on a big mac:)
why57why 21
Well he was probably being honest
4ml 8
I hope you have "system" in place there for dealing with assholes like that.
nunnsii92 9
You can't really argue with that
Calumae 8
I worked part time at McDonald's for two years and I encountered quite a few rude people there. I try my best to be nice to employees at food and other service jobs, because I know what it's like to have to be polite to others when the other person is a jerk.
drizzy11 18
LMAO!!! I work the drive through at McDonald's also and I had down thing similar.. Their response was.. "I'm not behind the glass ayy?" LOL
jennifertayli 8
you are at McDonalds
vguy90 6
I think it was just a poor attempt at humor. On the bright side you only had to deal with him for a max of 5 minutes :p