Today, I was working the drive-through at McDonald's. I greeted a customer with a, "Hi, how are you doing today?" His response: "Better than you." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was berated by a customer for a good two minutes. It's okay though because she ended with, "Sorry, I forget you all are real people." FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML
Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, a customer at the fast-food joint I work at gave me a pitying look and asked, "How's that liberal arts degree treating ya?" FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
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Top comments
fordneagles 34
He's probably right, but if he's your worst customer today, you're doing well!
Abominations 7
Give 'em the special sauce next time.
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Comments (73)
zandalee 20
You can get a better job but he probably can't get a better personality...
seriouslypony 9
Not after he gets food poisoning in an hour he isn't.
wildnargles 15
I doesn't sound like he was doing better than you. Not with that attitude.
courtz94 24
People are so rude. Having a job at McDonald's is better than having no job at all.
Pebbles622 16
what a jerk
JamieLT 22
But really though. I feel bad for you people who work there
Danielle7994 18
It's not like ALL customers are like that. And I don't see why you have to look down on and "feel sorry" for people who actually have a job in a time like this. Most of the people who work with me at McDonald's are still in school, including me.
xcam1995 6
You can't even get too mad though, life is much better on the customer side of the window. I've worked in fast food before, food service is demoralizing. You should just take it as a bad joke and send the asshole on his way, OP.
RonnieG 10
screw him. you've got a job, which is a lot better than some can say.
RonnieG 10
screw him. he's no better than you are. news flash: he goes in and busts his ass for someone else just like you do.
badluckross 21
I don't know if I voted FYL because you work at McDonald's, or because that guy is an asshole, but that's a shitty situation. Shoulda spat in his drink in my opinion.